(A teaser trailer starts with Emmet, narrated.)
Me: (narrated) Now, where to begin? How about "A long time ago..."? (He holds up a remote and pauses it, But suddenly, Emmet is in the screen and walks in.) How many times have you heard that to begin a story? Let's do something else. (He gasped) I got it. I got it. Here we go. Here's how to open a movie.
(A camera pans to the snowlands.)
Me: Oh, what? (The screen goes black again.) No, I don't think so. It sounds familiar, doesn't it to you?
Me: Oh, no, no. Not in the book. How many have seen "opening the book" before? Close the book. We're not doing that. Here's what we're gonna do. Why don't I just go back to the day things took a turn for the worst?
(A music plays in "The Gospel Truth" from Hercules.)
Me: Oh, I know! How about Hercules, who subdued and destroyed monsters, bandits, and criminals, was justly famous and renowned for his great courage. His great and glorious reputation was worldwide, and so firmly entrenched that he'll always be remembered. In fact the ancients honored him with his own temples, altars, ceremonies, and priests. But it was his wisdom and great soul that earned those honors; noble blood, physical strength, and political power just aren't good enough! Heh, I thought it wasn't cute.
(Full length song.)
Me: Back when the world was new
The planet Earth was down on its luck
And everywhere gigantic brutes
Called Titans ran amok
Me: (angrily) Oohh! (nervously) I thought it was even good there.
Me: There was a mess wherever you stepped
Where chaos reigned and earthquakes
And volcanoes never slept
Me: Entire life is only efficient days to not for stop!
Me: And then along came Zeus
He hurled his thunderbolt
Locked those suckers in a vault
And on his own stopped chaos in its tracks
And that's the gospel truth!
The guy was too type A to just relax
And that's the world's first dish
Zeus tamed the globe while still in his youth
Though, friend, it may seem imposs'ble
That's the gospel truth!
(A record scratched and Black Hat stops the music, He grinned.)
Me: Mister Black Hat! I thought I saw you!
(Black Hat enters the screen.)
Black Hat: What you've doing here.
Me: I thought it's on the movie, Hercules!
Black Hat: Oh, Hercules?
Me: Yeah, it's Hercules. In 1997, Walt Disney made it for back in year.
Black Hat: Now that's great, So, What are you waiting for? Let's make about to Behind the scenes of Hercules!
(A music resumes, Emmet & Black Hat continues to singing.)
Me & Black Hat: On Mount Olympus life was neat
And smooth as sweet vermouth
Although, buddy, it may seem imposs'ble
That's the gospel truth!
(A song ends, The screen goes black, the title "Hercules" crashes onto the screen, followed by a "Emmet's" which forms the crooked "Emmet's Hercules" logo. Cracks appear across the screen image, and the black screen shatters and falls from the field of view in fragments, Emmet appeared on the black screen. He holds up a sign that reads; "Coming 2019". And the teaser trailer ends.)