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Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sir Pentious: No, no! Don't be scared, little buddy! I pretend to not scaring you!

Me: ....Wha?

Sir Pentious: (unamused) Budge.

Text: THIS SUMMER

Announcer: This summer...

Me: How'd I get into this?

Sir Pentious: You haven't been there for your best friend. She was gonna be stuck inside this creature until you makes things right!

Me: But I don't know what is! But is it there or here?

Sir Pentious: That's what makes this so perfect.

Uncompleted

Lucy: Step one, we got to break in this thing and fight the evil one.

(Demon Crow is showing Tilus Struman his plans, using pictures on an easel)

Demon Crow: (As the general) We are going to do the Bungo Valley, and this time we are going to see it through to the bigger dam end. Or dam-ed it. Or is it this here, that here, and this there, and here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here.... And here.

(Demon Crow sees in his plans of Tilus Struman kisses Emmet)

Demon Crow: Goodness look us all.

Demon Crow 2: (beat) I was JUST about to say that.

Demon Crow 3: Are you serious?

Demon Crow 2: Totally.

Demon Crow 3: Oh, that's horrifying.

Demon Crow 4: We are so in sync.

Demon Crow 5: Hey! You guys should run out of here!!

Me: Mongro, Look to me.

Mongro: Look to you? I can’t not look at you, Brickowski. I can see your beautiful clothes and your face at the same time!

(Shows the film's logo)

Announcer: Emmet's Hercules.

Shruck: Yeah. It's frozen pee. Pee, pee, pee, pee pee.

Me: Could you stop saying that?

Shruck: What? Pee?

Me: Pee.

Shruck: Tinkle?

Me: Piddle? Wee-wee?

Shruck: Whiz?

Me: OK, subject change.

Shruck: ....Make pishee?

Me: I don't care what it is!

(Cut to film's release date)

Text: JUNE 7TH

(Shows corporate logos and copyright information at the bottom of the screen)

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