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Black Hat: (singing) If I were a rich man, With a million or two

Me: (singing) I'd live in a penthouse, In a room with a view

Black Hat: And if I were handsome

Me: Oy, vey.

Black Hat: It could happen, Those dreams do come true, I wouldn't have nothin' if I didn't have you, Wouldn't have nothin' if I didn't have, Wouldn't have nothin' if I didn't have, Wouldn't have nothin'

Me: Can I tell you something? For years I have envied

Black Hat: You're doing great!

Me: Your grace and your charm, Everyone loves you, you know

Black Hat: Yes, I know, I know, I know

Me: But I must admit it, Mister Black Hat sir, you always come through, I wouldn't have nothin' if I didn't have you

Me & Black Hat: You and me together, That's how it always should be, One without the other don't mean nothing to me, Nothing to me

Me: Yeah, I wouldn't be nothin'

Black Hat: Well, then.

Me: If I didn't have you to serve, He's just a punky booger bear, And a funky optic nerve

Black Hat: Hey, I never told you this, Sometimes I get a black hat

Me: Looks good on you, sir.

Black Hat: But I wouldn't have nothin' if I didn't have you

Me: Let's dance.

(Instrumental)

Me: Look, Ma, I'm dancin'!

(Instrumental)

Me: Would you let me lead?

(Instrumental)

Me: Look at that!

(Instrumental)

Me: It's two pals who are light on their feet!

(Instrumental)

Me: Don't you dare I fart, Don't you dare I fart, Don't you dare I fart--

(FART)

Me: Ohh! (angry) I should have go to the toilet room.

Black Hat: Yes, I wouldn't be nothin', If I didn't have you

Me: I know what you mean, sir, because.

Black Hat: I wouldn't know where to go

Me: Me too because I.

Black Hat: Or know, what to do

Me: Why do you keep singing my part?

Black Hat: I don't have to say it

Me: Aw, say it anyway!

Black Hat: Cause we both know it's true, I wouldn't have nothin' if I didn't have, I wouldn't have nothin' if I didn't have, I wouldn't have nothin' if I didn't have, I wouldn't have nothin' if I didn't have, You!

Me: One more time! sir!

Black Hat: Don't have to say it

Me: Where'd everybody come from?

Black Hat: Oh, we both know it's true

Me: Let's take it home, Black Hat

Me & Black Hat: I wouldn't have nothin' if I didn't have, I wouldn't have nothin' if I didn't have, I wouldn't have nothin' if I didn't have You! You! You!

Me: A-E-I-O, That means you, Yeah!

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